Fake dating 

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

Fake dating by Whisper whisper May 28, 2017

Dancing Polish Cow 

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

Dancing Polish Cow by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

Dancing is Forbidden 

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

Dancing is Forbidden by SecondChild April 10, 2008

Dancing 

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

Dancing by Captain Capable November 10, 2012

towel dancing 

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

towel dancing by burghprof March 21, 2011

dancing frog syndrome 

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

dancing frog syndrome by Wadatah October 10, 2005

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

Darting mitt by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020