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dating detox 

To abstain from dating of any shape form or fashion for a period of time. Usually, for a minimum of 30 days, but it is not uncommon for the time frame to vary from person to person. The ultimate goal is to detox oneself from dating in order to become more aware of self and self love overcoming the dependency and or need to constantly be in a relationship.
I'm getting really tired of the dating scene, dating doesn't seem to fulfill me anymore, I think I'll try this new "dating detox" challenge I've been hearing so much about lately
dating detox by Fire Chapo July 8, 2018
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Dating Arab Style 

When you have 2 or more girlfriends or wives.

Also applies to women who have 2 or more boyfriends.
"Dating arab style is for chads"
"When you date arab style they gotta have the same name so you don't forget who's who."
"She's a hoe who dates arab style"

Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.
"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

e-dating 

person 1: "me and 'anon' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"
person 2: "that sounds kinda lame"
e-dating by ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ November 15, 2018

gay thug dating 

Is the BEST thing you could advertise on an Urban Dictionary site.
YO, i was on Urban Dictionary, and i almost died when i seen the Gay Thug Dating advertisement. I love America.

Dating Coach 

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".
"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"
Dating Coach by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

Dating Website 

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?