I carried a watermelon. 

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

I carried a watermelon. by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

Carried by 6 

Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.

I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

Carried by 6 by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

Curlied 

when recieving a handjob if the giver is unsuccesful then you have been curlied.

person 1: "dyou hear about james? he got curlied last night."

person 2 : man ats gutting hope he aint got blue balls

Curlied by POLLA GRANDE May 20, 2017

Darren Currie 

Generally considered overtly attracted to children, Darren is a good teacher and a better friend always looking out for others (especially under 10s) to help even give them a lift. If you ever meet a D. Curie cherrish and relsh their precense as they do your bedroom.

"LOOK OUT DARREN CURRIE IS CUMMING!!!"

Darren Currie by v1CT1M February 22, 2021

carried 

to be 'told off' or dissed

After a girl tells off a guy, a bystander might say to the dude, "Oh damn, you got carried!!!"

carried by Cara BG March 13, 2004

carried her to the train station

When you fuck a girl so hard that she cannot walk on her own, and must be carried in order to get home.

I hit that so hard I carried her to the train station.

carried her to the train station by frank-the-tank January 1, 2014

carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm

Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}

carried sarcasm by Sally Vally May 27, 2011