Crusher of Worlds 

When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.

I took ths midget broad home the other day and gave her the ol' Crusher of Worlds.

Crusher of Worlds by QueefMassa4 March 22, 2023

Lake House Can Crusher 

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Can Crusher 

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

Gusher Crusher

The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole

Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"

Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"

Gusher Crusher by FuelWaster January 6, 2019

The Crusher 

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

The Crusher by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

Jones Crusher 

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.

1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...

Jones Crusher by fishymonger February 21, 2011

Bone Crusher 

Prison slang for a homemade shank designed to maximize blunt force trauma. Usually made from broken pieces of steel and plexiglass with a loop of thread attached to the handle so it can be secured to the wielder without being dropped. These shanks are regularly stored in the toilet so if the inflicted wound isn't lethal, the infection will be.

Aryan barbarian: Pass me that fucking bone crusher brother, that toad down the block has it coming.

Bone Crusher by anonymous March 29, 2022