coot smoot 

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

coot smoot by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Coot smoot 

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

Coot smoot by Ci bby September 10, 2018

coot slap 

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

coot slap by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Croots Salad 

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

Croots Salad by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

coot scoot 

to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening

Dude did you see Maria? She really knows how to coot scoot!

coot scoot by cootscooter247365 July 16, 2025

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

Coops Meat Shower by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

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