constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

constant gardener by deepdishdave March 2, 2011

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constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

constant as the north star by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

constant gardener by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

Constant Comment by ZakNak April 22, 2017