colony collapse disorder 

A sudden die-off of the bee population in a hive or colony. Blamed on cell phone radiation. Abbreviated CCD.

Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.

colony collapse disorder by Joe Rodolico December 26, 2008

Chat Collapse 

A chat collapse is a discord term when a channel (Usually a general channel) becomes a temporary haven for shit posting usually from a @everyone, not from a mod. Note this is a rare reaction as most chats will groan and moan over the ping and not began to shit post as even the memes themselves are usually related to the ping itself.

Jerry: HOLY SHIT THE CHAT IS EXPERIENCING A CHAT COLLAPSE

Chat Collapse by A mondo logo March 31, 2021

collapse 

the act of laughing so furiously that one loses control of onesself and "collapses" to the ground laughing crazily.

"im bored, go collapse."
"go drive around and look for chuckys to collapse at."

collapse by jwu February 8, 2004

Collapse 

"When all governments fall. Failure of this system. Total chaos and war unleashed from specific groups around the country"

A new beginning, WES,NS

John, Bro I cant wait for this shit to collapse. Andrew, Yeah cant wait to SIEGE this!! -Read SIEGE by James Mason

Collapse by SIEGEster June 15, 2019

collapse your wave function 

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

collapse your wave function by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Collapse (Game) 

An awesome frat game where 2+ players stand in a circle with an erection visible. The players will massage the head of the adjacent (clockwise or counter, usually chosen from a coin toss)players penis with the thumb (in certain chosen methods) until a knee buckle occurs. The player is removed and the circle is smaller until the last player remains. Certain perks are available suck as saliva lube, lotion, pointer finger to the bottom of the head, blind circle, etc.

1. Panda always beats me in two finger collapse (game), i think he has pre-lotioned hands.

2. Doodle loves collapse (game) for the texture of Pandas penis.

Collapse (Game) by Panda08 November 12, 2009

collapse my wavefunction 

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

collapse my wavefunction by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023