Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

Caffeeding by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

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Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

Coffining by Fasters September 15, 2020