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Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap 

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.
Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.
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Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.
Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Clapping them alien cheeks 

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.
Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

clam clapping 

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.
Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

chopping the lumber down 

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

Talc clapping 

The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.
We walked in the room we caugh the old man talc clapping, all over himself.
Talc clapping by Nata Sol November 9, 2017