Clarinet 

A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.

I hate playing the clarinet I hate ot

Clarinet by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

Clarinet 

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

Clarinet by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

Clarinet 

The best instrument get lost all you other losers! (Except for percussion the other best instruments)

"Man the clarinet is the best instrument"

Clarinet by Peppa Pig the 3735863684 November 5, 2019

clarinet 

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

clarinet by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

clarinet 

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

clarinet by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

Clarinet 

A wood sucker.

Along with saxophones.

Another reason why clarinets are favored by so many male band direstors.

Clarinet by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008

clarinet 

Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.

Clarinet players blow on big black things.

clarinet by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007