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pulling a carlto 

when an disagreement or argument, between two people, happens in real life and one person unfollows the other on instagram as a result.

aka. the universal signal of an ended friendship
Example 1:
person 1: "i had a fight with matthew and he unfollowed me on instagram"
person 2: "he's bloody pulling a carlto"

Example 2:
girl 1 (to girl 2): "you're such a nincompoop"
girl 3: "be careful or she might pull a carlto"

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?
vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005

Vanessa Carlton 

A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.
Vanessa Carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body...

Carlton Draught 

A great beer to have on tap. Should be in every pub in Australia. Better than that Pooheys shit!
Law/Com Fag: Let's go to PA's.
Everyone else: Get fucked, it doesn't have Carlton on tap!
Carlton Draught by watto June 24, 2004

The Carlton 

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
The Carlton by Bob-A January 7, 2009