Carved out of wood 

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

Carved out of wood by mcbny March 8, 2017

Calded

Definition means that you have no hairline

Ha, Luke Marsonyou're calded

Calded by Hay Jaslam September 26, 2018

carped out 

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

carped out by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas 

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Carfed 

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

Carfed by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carped 

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

Carped by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

not carved in stone 

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

not carved in stone by Light Joker December 14, 2005