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Buttnigger 

No no, doesn't mean you have shit all over your ass. Just an insult, that I THOUGHT I made up, but it looks like its already here! >:O
Fat Girl: If I eat your sandwhich, will you get angry at me?
Starving Man: Uh, why you ask?
Fat Girl: I WAS HUNGRY!
Starving Man: FUCKING BUTTNIGGER!
Buttnigger by lolzmariam January 10, 2008

buttalingus 

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind
Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.
buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

Bottoming-out 

Bottoming-out.
Known to happen to those of us with low-riding vehicles when we underestimate a speed bump or curb and --*eeeeesh!*-- end up momentarily having the speed bump or cub bump up kinda hard against the tender underbelly of our vehicle.

This term has another, newer, meaning though and of course it's a sex one.

"Bottoming-out" in bed is also when a woman is straddling her male partner and, only when her partner has a long-ish member, she tries to go deep and rest herself on top of his hips but *-eeeeesh!-* it's too long and the tender underbelly (her cervix or just the dead end of her birth canal, so-to-speak) is bumped kinda hard up against by the aforementioned member.

Women make the same exact face when either happens.

Bottoming-out.
I'm a little bit sore this morning after bottoming-out a few times last night with Ryan, dude. Eeesh!

buttnigger 

An insult, typically used when angry. The word, despite the word 'nigger', has no racist connotation to it, and can be used when insulting a member of any race.
That buttnigger just cut me off!
buttnigger by weedman March 29, 2005

Buttering the Cat 

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.
"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"
Buttering the Cat by philhellenike December 22, 2021

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006