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Brookline is My Lady 

Regional catch phrase/slang from a few years back based on the title of this video that aired on Brookline public access in Massachusetts. Used differently by where a person believed they stood on the socio-economic ladder of the town.
Do I have more than one female? I've got women up and down Beacon. Hell, Brookline is my lady.
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Brookline is My Lady 

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.
Brookline is My Lady by Paul March 22, 2004

Brookline High School 

quite possibly the worst place anyone could attend school. Full of pompous jackholes, speds, goths, hippies, anarchist punks, ugly girls who pretend to be slutty, abusive athletic coaches, and teachers who do nothing but suck Karl Marx and Vlad Lenin's dick day in and out.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Brookline High School, BIATCH!!!
Person 3: Oh, that explains the limp. Who did you up the ass today? Stalin? Mao? Marx? Dr. Bob?

Hollis-Brookline High School

A "Blue Ribbon School" (whatever that's suposed to mean) located in Hollis, New Hampshire. Home of the cavaliers, it is attended by many rich and spoiled teens from the towns of Hollis and Brookline. There is a small handful of lower-middle class to poor students but they just get looked down on by everyone else. Most Hollis kids think that Brookline kids are poor hicks even though they're just slightly less rich than them. Most students live a sheltered life but the learning atmosphere is safe and well-suited for education. There are a few good teachers but most think their students are bad even though even the worst students at HB are better than the average kid at any other school. If you're rich, smart, and social this is the school for you.
Conversation at Hollis-Brookline High School
HB kid: So this summer I'm going to spend one week at my lake house and then its off to Paris!
Normal kid who just moved to town: Dude you have two houses? Thats wicked cool!
HB kid: I acutally have three.
Normal kid: Wow three!
HB kid: Wait, you only have one house? Hahaha what are you poor?
Normal Kid: No, actually i'm just normal
HB: I don't now anyone that doesn't have at least two! Haha
Normal kid: You're a fag!
HB kid: What's a fag?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression