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Square headed bottler 

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.
Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike
Square headed bottler by Jack dake December 9, 2017

mario bottler 

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.
I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!
mario bottler by Will Millinship December 14, 2008

PET Bottler 

(noun) Someone who is such an avid gamer, particularly in network games or MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) - such a typical game might be "World of Warcraft".

The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).

Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.

However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
Mike is such a PET Bottler - he spent all of last weekend leveling and then camping The UberBunny of Doom to get the Carrot of Un-Ending Game Subscription Fees.
PET Bottler by HeatDeath March 6, 2010

fart bottler 

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.
i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

butt bottler 

Another term for anal sex. Bottling ones anus with your dick.
Jack is a Butt Bottler. He only dates transsexuals
butt bottler by Passa January 4, 2018

Batty bottler 

A batty bottler is a pussy keyboard warrior that loves to cheapshot strangers and act like they can fight. They normal go around saying that they will scran batty but they don’t actually ever do it cause they are too pussy (normally an arsenal fan)
A batty bottler example is : Luke- Jack get ur Batty out and I’ll scran it . Jack - ok * gets sexy batty out*. *luke runs away cause he’s a pussy .