Face Book Chat Disorder 

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to [e-mail]

Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!

Face Book Chat Disorder by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011

Book of Face 

A book containing the flesh remnants of faces that have been removed from their persons.

Do you need a disguise? Here, take one from my Book of Face.

Book of Face by Hannibal Lecture January 13, 2009

Face Book Hoochie 

For all those facebooking people that spend so much time on it.

What a Face book Hoochie!

Shes such a facebook Hoochie

Fbook Hoochie!!

Face Book Hoochie by Facebook all over May 27, 2011

face book denial 

This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.

Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.

face book denial by Elliot Swarz January 7, 2009

Face book 

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

Face book by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

In-Your-Face-book Friend 

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

In-Your-Face-book Friend by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

leave Facebook and face your book 

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

leave Facebook and face your book by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023