Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

Mount n' Boned by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

Boobdar 

The ability for heterosexual men to sense that they are physically in contact with a boob, even without visual confirmation.

At a crowded club as a female brushes against my back (to a nearby friend): "Woa man, my boobdar is going off."

Boobdar by BNSoN February 21, 2009

boodasher 

a person who is doing something which is annoying or tarded

That boodasher interrupted me when i was telling a story and then after he finished said in an uninterested tone, "what were you saying?"

boodasher by plosion September 9, 2010

mind boned 

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;

the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).

mind boned by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011

Bonedigger 

Noun: 1. A person who did something stupid, dumb, unsmart, or filthy.

A term used by the rosemount, mn cross country and track team members and alumni. Tends to be used in a friendly way but can also be used to insult somebody nobody likes.

That Bonedigger just ran his first lap in a 62, hes gonna burnout. Or. That bonedigger pounded 5 mcdoubles before his race.

Bonedigger by Rosemount Miler July 29, 2012

Boedeker 

The act of going to lunch or dinner and "forgetting" to bring your wallet leaving your friends to pay for you.

Jeremy "Boedekered" me twice last month. He now owes me $27.

Boedeker by Dresus January 12, 2022

Boobed-out 

What happens when you are searching for someone on Google Images and you have searched so much that you are only seeing pictures of womens boobs. No more pictures of the person were left.

I was looking for a picture of Lara Croft on Google images and knew I had found the end when I Boobed-Out.

Boobed-out by Tishaki1 November 18, 2012