freeway blogger 

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

freeway blogger by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

The Freeway Blogger 

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008

The Freeway Blogger 

A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.

I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".

The Freeway Blogger by Freewayblogger1 October 17, 2008

Freeway Blogger 

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

Freeway Blogger by ScarlettPussyman March 23, 2008

Blogger Guilt 

A fit of guilt, physical discomfort or dysphoria that occurs when one is too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update one's livejournal. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms, artistic or creative outlets or routine social tools. Popular sister terms are "blog guilt" or "livejournal guilt".

Nashor was scratching himself and feeling more and more inadequate around his dirty, slow 2003 ibook G3. He had taken many pictures that January and spent time with many beautiful people, but never seemed to have time to upload them or talk about his experiences. "What's wrong with me?", he posed to a doctor in relation to his increasing self-loathing and inability to sit down in front of a computer. "You are suffering from Blogger guilt. I suggest you stop reading Click Opera; it will only make you feel worse. And remember, Momus is unemployed and middle-aged."

Blogger Guilt by Roshan A. January 25, 2006

Bloggeries 

A synonym for blog posts.

I read about Urban Dictionary in a few bloggeries on the internet.

Bloggeries by JohnCh December 9, 2008

The Freeway Blogger 

A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.

The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.

The Freeway Blogger by JacksonvilleFan415 August 3, 2008