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Ian Birked

Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk.
She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.
Ian Birked by theangrymonkey March 4, 2011
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bricked my box 

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.
The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.
bricked my box by KUJ December 23, 2014
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Eoghan's bicken was caught in his diaper.
How's your bicken?
bicken by Lynchclan October 22, 2010

get her bucked 

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awww maate!, get her bucked like!
or
gis a buck at ye luv
get her bucked by Simo March 1, 2005

Bricked up 

It means you are hard(dick)
I’m bricked up(yelling)
Bricked up by DickButt/PigDog October 14, 2021

Chear Bicken 

A Chear Bicken is the cross bred animal which is created when a bear and chicken commence interspecies erotica. The Chear Bicken has a bear snout and fur but the general body shape of an average chicken, just slightly larger and much more muscular, it's thighs are more noticable in it's strange appearance as they have traces of feathers on them and are lighter in tone. The Chear Bicken is a carnivore and takes a liking to the flesh of human children.
Ben: Have you seen my son anywhere?
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
Chear Bicken by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010