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Biblical Evolution 

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.
Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.
Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?
biblical truth by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010

Biblical Times 

An informal way of saying Old School Clothes
Dude: "Ay yo man. Look at my bathing apes. They're shit cool ain't it bruh?"

"No it ain't. The fuck is that Biblical times bullshit bruh"

Biblical Donkey 

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!

Biblical boofing 

It's when you boof biblical cuz it's during church on Sunday.
The Methodist church are biblical boofing every Sunday at 2pm
Biblical boofing by NEZZY2122 September 12, 2022

Biblical Shit 

A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.
That poop hurt so much that it felt like the second coming of Christ, I kid you not it was a BIBLICAL Shit!
Biblical Shit by wuvwa March 28, 2012