better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick 

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better than you cunt

A beautiful woman who rejects all men for the least little cause. too young or old, poor, not cool enough, wrong color of hair, ect. unless they are the star quarter back, movie star , music star or millionaire, ect. They are often cheerleaders, appear in beauty pagents ect.

I hate that becky she's a better than you cunt.

Better than you cunt by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009

better than pie 

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

better than pie by urban pervert June 5, 2003

better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

better than a kick in the tits by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

better than heroin

Used to describe something both very good and equally addicting.

"Say, #2, have you tried this new burger?"
"Can't say I have, #1. Will it satisfy my hunger."
"Oh, without a doubt, friend. This burger is better than heroin."
"Is that so? Well, perhaps it will take care of these black marks on my arm."

better than heroin by Dave Rapp August 30, 2005

Better Than Sex 

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

Better Than Sex by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004