Beastin and feastin 

Being a pro at potentially everything you do.

ex. Reece: did u see that warriors game yesterday!?
Josh: Yeah, Curry was Beastin and Feastin!

Beastin and feastin by @McSavagery July 17, 2016

beastin' it 

1. Partaking in sexual intercourse
2. To make use of something in a patently fiendish manner

1. Nash and Sarah were beastin' it last night; they call him the magician.

2. Jessica: Where is my Chinese food?
Peter: Oh, I'm beastin' it right now.
Jessica: You drunk-ass fiend!

beastin' it by Playa N June 1, 2006

Beastin' It 

When u in ur car and u go full throttle

This guy wanted to race me so i just started beastin' It and beat his ass!

Beastin' It by AndyFnJones July 22, 2006

Baby Beastin' 

(verb)The act of beastin' but on a smaller level or scale; being good at something but not as good as you think the person could be or should be.

use this if you want to say someones beastin but not give them the full compliment.

Look at John over there thinking hes beastin', hes only baby beastin'.

Baby Beastin' by Gsd Boy February 22, 2010

Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.

Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020