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Jack and the beanstalk 

Jack and the beanstalk: when a mans penis enters a vagina un-erect (planting the seed), then he becomes erect once inside (the beanstalk grows).
My wife and I did Jack and the Beanstalk last night

giant beanstalk 

a term used to describe the results of consuming better than average dope.
I'm trying to grow a giant beanstalk, got any of those magic beans like the other day?

did you know that you can smoke magic beans?
They grow giant beanstalks when you do.
giant beanstalk by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

The Beanstalk Effect

The Beanstalk Effect: when a tiny, overlooked, or mocked idea on the internet unexpectedly grows into something huge due to persistence, timing, and network amplification. It goes mainstream, massive, viral, and gains huge value.

Examples:
Bitcoin – People laughed when someone spent $0.01 on a Bitcoin. Now, early adopters are billionaires. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

Hawk Tuah Girl – A drunken street interview clip where she said “you gotta give ’em that hawk tuah” went viral, turning a casual joke into instant fame and online fortune almost overnight. Classic Beanstalk Effect.

(Think Jack and the Beanstalk.)
Lee: Bruv… I wish I’d invested in Bitcoins when they were, like… one cent. But some muppet said, “Nah… won’t be worth nothing.” I’d have been a billionaire now.

Frank: Yeah… me too, bruv, innit. Deffo the beanstalk effect, bruv, LOL.

Lee: LOL, innit, bruv.

Jack's Magic Beanstalk 

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.
Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press
the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018
MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB
BEANSTAB by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018