Babysitter Syndrome 

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.

“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

Babysitter Syndrome by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007

babysit 

To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.

1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.

babysit by Hof September 19, 2005

baeys 

essentially the word 'boys' but said with some hilarity and jovialness. also can be used to refer to a general group including both male and female. Came about in Fort William in the mountainbiking community and is beginning to spread

Normally a conversation opener

eg 'alright baeys, hows it going today?'

however can also be used in reference

'The baeys were getting pretty excited about the new trail that they just finished building'

baeys by One of the baeys November 4, 2011

babyshark 

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.

Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.

babyshark by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018

Babysitter 

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

Babysitter by the gb June 9, 2011

barista 

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

barista by KOAMex May 18, 2005

babysitters club 

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

babysitters club by Nick D October 25, 2005