Avondale Hot Brown 

To give someone an orgasm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and shit the bed

"He gave me the D so good I had an Avondale Hot Brown and now I don't think he'll ever call me again"

Avondale Hot Brown by Herbert LaVerga July 5, 2016

aFordable 

Describes the cost of the base-model Tin Lizzie, if you didn't factor in the infamous "nickle 'em to death" subsequent maintenance-bills due to the shoddy quality/durability of the flivver's parts!

Disgruntled teenager: My parents offered me my choice of a birthday gift, as long as it was "aFordable", and so I'd naively interpreted that to mean that they were gonna buy me a car --- what a disappointment it was when I learned that they had merely meant that they were setting a limit of twenty-five dollars on the gift's cost!

aFordable by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Obsolete Avoidance 

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

Obsolete Avoidance by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) 

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013

Ready salted avoidance 

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

Ready salted avoidance by PV Person June 30, 2021

available 

What someone is if they're in an open relationship, and are looking for more partners.

"He/she changed her profile status to available, as opposed to single; he/she's in a open relationship, and is looking for more sexual partners."

available by Derpinator9000 February 19, 2013

Avondale 

A neighbor hood in Muncie Indiana, also known as Thomas Park/ Avondale , is known by most local residence as shed town, alluding that historically most of the houses in the neighborhood were small and shack-like. The neighbor hood was home to the Muncie General Motors transmission plant until it closed in 2006 and was subsequently demolished leaving a roughly 60 acre fenced off concrete slab and can be used a symbol of the death of the manufacturing industry in Muncie and a symbol of urban decay and unemployment that has lead to the meth pandemic in Muncie and the rust belt in general.

Friend: You live in Avondale, where is that?
You : Around 10th and Hoyt
Friend: Oh you mean shed town.

Avondale by frommuncieyo95 October 16, 2016