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auntie tomina 

based off of uncle tom.

women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
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auntie flo 

A nickname/code word used as an alternative when a girl or woman is on her menstrual cycle or her period.
jane: "hey betty, you wanna come over after school today?"

betty: "nah, i'm having a visit from auntie flo and i don't feel too well about it."
auntie flo by H.J.S. July 28, 2006

Auntie-Christ

an evil and/or oppressive sister of one's mother or father.
have you seen the movie 'Matilda?' Ms. Trunchbull is such an Auntie-Christ!

Auntie Circle 

Referring to a group of aunties in south Asia eg in India and Pakistan. Generally very misinformed about science, politics, history etc. Commonly involved in the creation and propagation of rumors. Will also often attempt to arrange marriages between their children.
Auntie Meena heard through the auntie circle that food heated in the microwave cooled quicker than food heated in the oven.

The auntie circle gathered to plan their next kitty party.
Auntie Circle by chandigarh April 23, 2009

auntie-social 

Adjective: When one is socialized among the sisters or sisters-in-law of one's parents.

Noun: A gathering attended by the said sisters and sisters-in-law of one's parents.
I grew up with many aunts in my life; I guess that you could say that I'm auntie-social.

Did you hear about the big auntie-social?
auntie-social by Lorelili June 14, 2011

Auntie-Vaxer 

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.
My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.
Auntie-Vaxer by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Auntie Crabs 

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.
I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,
Auntie Crabs by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009