Assimilation
Assimilation by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
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A viridi assimilans assimilat! Let's study it and put all the Hansens in danger and somehow predict that our baby girl will help Starfleet learn all about the delta quadrant!
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Assymilation
noun
1. A process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing mass media, marked by the Historic 21st century United States Presidential race. Thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.
2. The process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.
Synonym: Facebook Warrior
1. A process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing mass media, marked by the Historic 21st century United States Presidential race. Thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.
2. The process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.
Synonym: Facebook Warrior
I stopped talking to my Uncle because of all this assymilation.
Related: Mike and Jenny are fighting again, they're such Facebook Warriors.
Related: Mike and Jenny are fighting again, they're such Facebook Warriors.
Assymilation by Mr. V the og October 9, 2017
Assumolate
Assumolate (v.)(uh-SOOME-oh-late; uh-late): To make an assumption about something, and then to make inferences & extrapolations BASED PURELY on that assumption.
Ex. #1
Girl #1: "I know he's going to leave me."
Girl #2: "WHAAT?? What makes you think that??? I thought you guys just had a great time in Ontario?"
Girl #1: "Yeah, we did, but there was this one point where he said he wished he hadn't left his favorite gloves at home, and there was a look in his eyes when he said it that said what he was REALLY saying was that I should've brought them, and that he thinks it's my fault, and he thinks that I'm forgetful & that I'm an idiot, and that now, because of that, he can't consider me suitable wife material because if I'm THAT forgetful about his favorite gloves, HOW CAN I BE TRUSTED TO NOT BE THAT FORGETFUL ABOUT OUR CHILD, and he'll leave me."
Girl #1: "Calm down & stop assumolating..........I'm sure it wasn't that serious."
Ex. #2
Guy #1: "Bro, I KNOW she's into me. Look: two days ago, she smiled at me. Then yesterday, she walked by, and tried to SHYLY touch my hand."
Guy #2: "Bruh, 1) she wasn't smiling at you, she was smiling at Erica, who HAPPENED to be standing near us, BECAUSE SHE WAS TALKING TO US, and 2) she didn't 'touch your hand', she was walking down the hallway, and that linebacker chic from Home Room bumped into her and her hand accidentally touched yours as a result. Don't get crazy bro. Stop assumolating."
Ex. #1
Girl #1: "I know he's going to leave me."
Girl #2: "WHAAT?? What makes you think that??? I thought you guys just had a great time in Ontario?"
Girl #1: "Yeah, we did, but there was this one point where he said he wished he hadn't left his favorite gloves at home, and there was a look in his eyes when he said it that said what he was REALLY saying was that I should've brought them, and that he thinks it's my fault, and he thinks that I'm forgetful & that I'm an idiot, and that now, because of that, he can't consider me suitable wife material because if I'm THAT forgetful about his favorite gloves, HOW CAN I BE TRUSTED TO NOT BE THAT FORGETFUL ABOUT OUR CHILD, and he'll leave me."
Girl #1: "Calm down & stop assumolating..........I'm sure it wasn't that serious."
Ex. #2
Guy #1: "Bro, I KNOW she's into me. Look: two days ago, she smiled at me. Then yesterday, she walked by, and tried to SHYLY touch my hand."
Guy #2: "Bruh, 1) she wasn't smiling at you, she was smiling at Erica, who HAPPENED to be standing near us, BECAUSE SHE WAS TALKING TO US, and 2) she didn't 'touch your hand', she was walking down the hallway, and that linebacker chic from Home Room bumped into her and her hand accidentally touched yours as a result. Don't get crazy bro. Stop assumolating."
Assumolate by cloud4xL November 14, 2018
assimulatto
person of color or mixed parentage
who assimulates his or herself into the dominant white suburban culture to the
point that the cultural influences of that individuals' ancestral background are lost and commpletely abandoned
who assimulates his or herself into the dominant white suburban culture to the
point that the cultural influences of that individuals' ancestral background are lost and commpletely abandoned
assimulatto by Guido Bohonker February 19, 2004
ASSimilation
ASSimilation by master p May 13, 2005
Assimilation
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.
Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.
Father: ASSIMILATION.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.
Assimilation by MattsyKun September 28, 2011