assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

assassinate by Noka November 19, 2007

assassination of abraham stinkin 

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

assassination of abraham stinkin by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad 

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad by The Gooch May 11, 2004

status assassination 

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.

Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"

status assassination by bee-ri November 17, 2009

Kennedy Assasination 

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

Kennedy Assasination by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

Assassination 

A nation that is sassy.

Joe: That trip was fun, but did you see how sassy the people were?
Bob: I know man that place was a ducking assassination.

Bob: yea, that was an assassination.

Assassination by Chjdghxfhjdgk November 20, 2014

assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.

It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.

assassinator by JJ3672 March 28, 2008