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one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.
boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
alyson by richard2000 September 5, 2008
hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.
don't be such an alyson, just do it.
alyson by deltronforce October 9, 2008
A bitchy whore.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.
"Hey, don't be an Alyson!"
Alyson by Extermity July 27, 2018
Alyson’s are usually very nice to begin with, but after a small amount of time they are prone to becoming a backstabber. Although not all of them do it, some even make stuff up about themselves for attention. Again not all of them do this, but some even talk about themselves negatively, not because they believe it, but because they want to show how humble they are, and want to fish for compliments.
Alyson: I’m not that cute, I dong know why you date me.
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
Alyson by Ysndissn August 5, 2019
A superficial, shallow, person who only cares about themselves. Looks at her/himself in the mirror every chance they get. Judge people inside and out. Who love putting people down to make themselves feel better. Talks great about themselves and terrible about others. Oh and also finds friends exboyfriends attractive
Stop beinh a fucking Alyson, Patricia.
Alyson by narcson October 14, 2016
Alyson's are usually physco! They always crave attention. Be careful with Alysons because they become hella obsessed with you or anyone who associates with you. She uses sex and mental illness as a weapon.
Guy 1: "Do you know that girl Alyson?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's as crazy bitch!"
Alyson by Slimthugyoungin January 10, 2016