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Alysha Cheng 

She is an intellectual(will and can do everything and anything better than you if she feels like it) who's beauty is breathtaking. An absolutely gorgeous babe... However, she can behave unpredictably at times, and is to be monitored closely lest she pulls her usual devious antics. Keep her close at all times or she might get lost. All in all she is the G.O.A.T person, friend and gf.
bro 1:Damn dude... she is such a cutie!
bro2:Hey man, she is mine!
Alysha Cheng's chad alpha male bf: back off guys...that's my girl.
Alysha Cheng by StudentBrotaro June 12, 2023
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alysha chan 

She is an annoying, adorable-apple combination and she has only two true friends. Although she is older than most of her classmates, she is never mature and is often referred a baby-pie. She is bisexual because she doesn’t like judging people and she is super sexy. She is not very tall and she has long legs and she is very sensitive. She likes to be hugged as she is always pathetic. Keep calm and love Alysha!
Ooo she’s cute, she is such an alysha chan!
alysha chan by Zachwhorei a November 26, 2018

Alysha Johnson 

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
Alysha Johnson by Sam Betz February 16, 2021

Alysha B 

Greatest of all greatest

Funny
Has a rabid dog who destroys everything
Omg alysha b has brain cells?
Alysha B by Telescope March 27, 2023

Alysha bennet 

The most amazing hobby horser to exist in the world
Wow did you see alysha bennet

hehe Alysha 

An Alysha is a realy kind and funny person she is super fun to be around, and can make any sad or bad moment really funny and memorable. She loves to make jokes and have fun with her friends. She can hold a friend ship / relationship for a long period of time. If you become friends with an Alysha make sure you keep her and make her become ur FBI agent because they are really good at making your crush like you. Dont make Alysha mad or angry because they can fight back and make u wish you never said or did, what you did. if you get made fun of or get hurt Alysha will make sure who ever did it will get payback and regret what they did. Beware! you might see her in a Mcdonalds drive thru one day trying to make enough money to fly all around the world with her friends!
Person 1: omg is that hehe Alysha...
Person 2: no way it is
Person 1: should i say hi?
Person 2: YESSS, i heard she loves making new friends!!
Person 1: ok, wish me luck!
Person 2: i will!

Dirty alysha

It’s the act of shoving a Glock in the hooha.
“That girl wanted me to pull a Dirty Alysha last night
Dirty alysha by harufire April 9, 2023