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I'd rather get ass than live an ass life
Sheeeeesh is Alonzo
Alonzo by anonymous October 15, 2021
Alonzo

Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.

Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!

Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.

Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
Alonzo by Linz7693 November 23, 2021
HES THE BEST,HUNKIEST, SMARTEST ALONZO AROUND!
is that alonzo! man he’s hunky!
To eat that boy with no restraint or intent of letting up.
That young man giving an ‘Alonzo’, ain’t he?
Alonzo by SniffAndLeave January 23, 2022
The most handsome, amazing kid ever. He's usually wearing a blue jacket, and is cute and amazing. Loved by all, he will definitely make you laugh.
Yo, what's up Alonzo!
Alonzo by koolkid1231242342 February 22, 2022
He is a clown. That’s all there is. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t fuck with Alonzo.
Who’s that?
Oh, that’s Alonzo. He’s a fucking clown!
Alonzo by Majorcake1234 July 29, 2022