airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

airborne honey bear by RainbowTrout69 November 9, 2014

Airborne Herp 

an STD that is so contagious you can catch it just by being in the same location with the infected person and breathing their used air.

must've been the Airborne Herp, cuz he can't go within 500 yards of her...

Airborne Herp by NoSleep November 22, 2010

Airborne Autism

A disease that can be caught after birth through the inhalation of air in the atmosphere.

I recently caught airborne autism.

Airborne Autism by Sheik VonTrappe October 22, 2019

airborne syphilis 

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

airborne syphilis by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

Airborne Defecation 

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

Airborne Defecation by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

Airborne Special 

six shots of whiskey and a pint of beer

To make themselves more ruthless and belligerent, paratroopers of the 82nd airborne division drink something called an airborne special right before getting on the plane that will drop them in a combat zone.

Airborne Special by Steve Donteatit December 30, 2010

airborne infantry 

Stay Geronimo

Yo I'm getting out of airborne infantry. Nah fuck that stay Geronimo

airborne infantry by GodzInfantry May 7, 2015