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aftergirth 

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.
I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!
aftergirth by psychodelick December 14, 2013
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Afterbirth+

One of the 3 DLC's from The Binding Of Isaac

If you like to be challenged and to face a different challenge every time you start a new game, be prepared to enjoy this thing like nothing else.

McMillen announced The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, the first expansion for Rebirth, in February 2015. Afterbirth added items, enemies, alternate floors and bosses, and endings (including Greed Mode, which differs from the main game and is reportedly more difficult).
Person 1: Afterbirth+ is one of the best roguelikes/bullet hell games ever made. A perfect game for a mobile/handheld such as the Switch. A little bit pricey at $39.99, but it is currently on sale at $29.99, and even if it wasn't, I would still recommend it wholeheartedly. 10/10. No question.

Person 2: this dlc is bad
Afterbirth+ by jobeism April 30, 2023

Afterbirther

Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
Afterbirther by bkn May 22, 2011

afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
afterbirther by blahpers May 28, 2011

AfterBirths

Afterbirths: I lie a lot, and I am walking cunt
AfterBirths by Punched! April 5, 2008

sex without the afterbitch 

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

Afterbirther

A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.
Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.
Afterbirther by treadlocke May 20, 2011