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on a stretcher 

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.
“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher
on a stretcher by imathottie February 21, 2019
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half a stretch away 

The distance of onehalf of a city block.
yo,man! we already made half a stretch away tryin' to find those guys! Let's go home!

end up in a stretcher 

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher

Pop a Stretch Armstrong 

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

A Streetsville 10 

When a girl is given a 10 in Streetsville, but anywhere else is only a 6 or 7. This is because Streetsville doesn't have anything ranging from 8-10.
"Hey man, what do you think of Louise?"
"Bro, she's definitely a Streetsville 10."
A Streetsville 10 by AutismoTheGrande September 17, 2019

A stretch 

Doing a drug deal
A stretch by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Havin' a stretch 

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"
Havin' a stretch by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016