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spend a penny 

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit
Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.
spend a penny by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

throwing a penny down a hallway 

when a girl's pussy is so loose from having sex so much it's like throwing a penny down a hallway
Damn shelly was a bad lay. It was like throwing a penny down a hallway

spend a penny 

See take a slash.

Cutting a Penny 

I was rushing to finish using the bathroom after eating some bean burritos, and was pulling up my pants, when I heard a huge bang as somone threw the door-open; and then I realised it: I was standing there Cutting a Penny staring into some other Dude's eyes.
Cutting a Penny by The REAL McGuffin September 23, 2009

kick the cow and steal a penny 

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

need a penny 

when you drop a penny in between a girls legs while standing behind her, and then pick it up, THROUGH HER LEGS saying "Need a penny"? Its a sick pick up line. Kinda.
"need a penny? heh heh heh heh" Pick up line
need a penny by Elii jjj January 14, 2008