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A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.
Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

shake it like a Polaroid picture 

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.
She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!

shake it like a polaroid picture 

What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."
"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"

"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"

National Send A Titty Picture Day 

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.
“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day 

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day 

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are
Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day