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1000 pound club 

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
1000 pound club by Supermanrx September 4, 2008
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1000 yard stare 

You'll find that the phrase was in fact koined during the Second World War and popularized when a painting of a Marine exhibiting the stare was accompanied by a notation to the effect that Marines referred to the look as a "two thousand yard stare". However, the stare itself has been known as long and man has engaged in persistent, long term combat that resulted in Battle Stress Disorder.
The Marine exhibited the 1000 yard stare typical of victims of PTSD.
1000 yard stare by TB58 February 4, 2016

1000 pound club 

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
1000 pound club by Supermanrx September 4, 2008

1000 Suns 

A mixed drink consisting of 1.5 Shots of Fireball Whiskey, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created by a group of friends at Loyola University of Chicago.
Mike: Hey man try this new drink I made!
Thomas: This drink isn't all that bad

*5 Minutes pass*
Thomas: Mike, this drink is delicious! What's in it?
Mike: Dr. Pepper and fireball, yeah bitch! It's called 1000 Suns!
1000 Suns by PrometheusRising September 6, 2013

1000 degrees 

The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.
Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!
1000 degrees by garyr6273 August 10, 2009

1000 years of death 

A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.
I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover

1000 yarder 

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
1000 yarder by aces-up111 July 7, 2010