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babysitter spanking 

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”

Group Sharking

Group sharking is when you with another individual or an alternative account of yours lie to someone about the value of their Loomian and then snipe it for cheap.
You:Your loomian is only 3 gr(its actually 50 gr)
Your alt:Yeah its 3 gr and bad demand
Retard:Ok ill trade it to you for 4 gr

Random:Wait you guys are Group Sharking him!
Group Sharking by SharkingMaster August 29, 2023

2-mile spanking line 

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
Drummer's Spanking by Llama66 October 17, 2019

sharking 

when a women who is in a swimming pool is surrounded by a group of men who then proceed to molest her sexaully simulating a shark attack
a group of men surrounded the 17yr old girl while she was in the swimming pool and proceeded to tear off her swim suit simulating a shark attack therefore known as sharking.once swim suit is torn off the men hold her one man fingering her arse two other sucking squeezing her boobs while another penetartes her vagina..each man interchanging his role over a period of time..while the subject women thrashes about in the water like the victim of a shark attack
sharking by tyronne August 27, 2006

Sharking 

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).
That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...
Sharking by JK August 3, 2004