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Mosh Rules 

1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.

2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.

3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.

4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.

5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.

6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.

7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.

8. No girls. Duh.


thats all i can think of.
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they gotta be foreal.
Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!

Kid 2: :(
Mosh Rules by mannnnnnnnncomeon December 9, 2008
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are you kidding? how do you not know what rule 34 is? have you been living in a fucking cave for the past 10 years you caveman?
why dont you google rule 34?
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HTML Rulez Dude 

The most amazing song on The Devil Wears Prada's album Plagues.
John: Have you heard HTML Rulez Dude?

Rick: Hell yeah nigger!! That shit made me fucking jizz!!

Mob Rule 

Mob Rule: a far-right phrase describing an electoral system where the president is chosen based on a majority of voters wanting them to be president.
“You want to abolish the electoral college? That would lead to mob rule, which I’m TOTALLY in favor of when it comes to electing senators, mayors, representatives, city council members, dog catchers, judges, district attorneys, PTA heads, and literally every other position. But not the presidency for some reason.”
Mob Rule by WadatahMyDamie June 6, 2019

Mou Tai Drinking Rules 

When drinking Mou Tai, the rules that apply are:

1) If you ever forget the name of it, you are liable to take one more shot.

2) If you pretend you didn't forget the name of it, you have to take another shot.
Brent broke the Mou Tai Drinking rules and now has to take a shot of Mou Tai because he forgot the name.
Mou Tai Drinking Rules by Dodgersfan September 28, 2009

3 Touch Rule 

It's a thing in Middle school when, your dating a girl, and the first touch is holding hands, the second touch is boobs, and the third touch is the butt.
I don't think Miles will ever be able to do the 3 touch rule to a girl, with a voice like that.
3 Touch Rule by El Banana King March 23, 2016