happiness

A word used for playing the "Penis" game, while around adults.

Example 1: Bob: U wanna play the penis game?

Joe: uh,,, sure, just be quiet, theres adults around.

Bob: Penis

Joe: PENIS

Bob: HAPENIS

Joe:HAPPINESS

LOL

happiness by HAPINES September 19, 2009

emo happiness

(N) When an emo kid is happy. As emo is an abreviation of emotional, this happiness is usually exagerated and brief, or in combination with another, conflicting emotion, such as sorrow, as when an emo kid "relates to" a Bright Eyes song. This happiness is usually caused by small, transient things, which other people would not understand, such as finding discarded Queen of Hearts playing card by the side of the road, or watching a moth fly around a light bulb.

A brief moment of emo happiness:

Emo Kid 1: I think Kyle is going to break up with me. I'm not in his top 8, and he hasn't said anything about the cuts on my arm in a week...
Emo Kid 2: Hey, look! It's a dandylion in the middle of the sidewalk!
Emo Kid 1: That's beautiful... I can totally sympathize with it.

emo happiness by Rona the Inedible March 20, 2007

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

shit happens 

When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.

News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.

World: Well I guess bad shit happens.

shit happens by bishbashbosh February 11, 2009

Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number

Happiness in Slavery

Happiness In Slavery by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

I can see how that happened 

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

I can see how that happened by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009