Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.

Spedly-spud by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

Gut spud by Roastpeas May 22, 2022

Idaho spud 

When you bake a potato, put it in a girl's ass, and mash it with your wiener

I was hungry for mashed potatoes so me and my girlfriend made an assload of Idaho spuds

Idaho spud by The spud master May 5, 2025

Chidiot Spud

Chopped Idiot Sped Chud

I am such a chidiot spud

Chidiot Spud by Kvenleiki December 26, 2025

peel the spud 

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

peel the spud by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Flare the Spud 

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away

Sup g flare the spud

Flare the Spud by Soggyg September 17, 2020

up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

up the spud by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023