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Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard
Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D
Kiwi Landslide by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011
Related Words

Real Kiwi hours 

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.
"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"
The word i've started to spread round dublin meaning 'vagina'.
Your ma sticks spoons in her hairy kiwi
kiwi by Wezz November 17, 2004

Kiwi 🥝 

A great loving friend who will always stick with you no matter what. Shes very compassionate and has a beautiful personality. Not only is she fun to be around, but shes also very good at listening.
Avery: Have you seen that Kiwi 🥝

Anjelina: Yes, Kiwi 🥝 is amazing!
Kiwi 🥝 by I love you DJ Dad June 27, 2019
fruit by any chance..Leaves a soure taste in ya mouth... Yum!!
kiwi by boob July 10, 2003
When a friend loses his gerbil up his ass a cardboard tube and lighter are used to remove the gerbil. A friend then lights a pocket of gas igniting and launching the gerbil into said friend's face.
Richard Gere

Did you hear Matt lost his gerbil and gave his girlfriend a hot kiwi.
hot kiwi by sluttubokaka April 25, 2010