banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

banter blindness by alpal86 June 13, 2017

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

beater's leg by DTB4 April 5, 2018

muffin beater 

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

muffin beater by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011

bully beater upper 

Someone who fights bullies

Oh he's a bully beater upper.

bully beater upper by Dbrey August 4, 2014

santa banter 

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

santa banter by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

homie beater 

When a homie beats his friends unconditionally.

Do you know Drek? He took my lunch and then slapped me in the face, thinking we were still going to remain friends, that fool is a homie beater.

homie beater by Joshua_drek August 3, 2017

Bass Beater 

Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.

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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...

Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...

Bass Beater by Bass Eater Ass Eater March 15, 2018