Facebook Promise 

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

Facebook Promise by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook 

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

Facebook by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook Lisa 

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !

Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.

Facebook Lisa by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020

Facebook attorney 

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

Facebook attorney by Donut was right October 9, 2020

Facebook 

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

Facebook by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!

Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020