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ABA therapy 

ABA or Applied behavior analysis is a type of therapy that work on fixing an autistic child "bad" behavior usually in a form of a Token reward system. Contrary to popular beliefs, ABA therapy do no punish a child for their bad behavior, they do however try to convince their client so that the client reach their appropriate action.
The downside of ABA therapy however is that it will often lead to the client having no ability to decide their own path.
Person A : god Mike is become more and more problematic with his tantrums.
Person B : why don't you take him to ABA therapy.
Person A : Hmmm sound like a great idea.

stand-up therapy 

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

reading therapy 

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
reading therapy by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

cranio-sacral therapy 

administration of theraputic punishment to a subject's head using a hardened object, generally coercive and equivalent to an old time attitude adjustment
Hey mate! You look rather dizzy after your cranio-sacral therapy session.

Wind Therapy 

A term dbags use to describe going on a motorcycle ride.
Johnny and I are going to ride our Harley's to get some wind therapy.
Wind Therapy by Wolf Johnson May 31, 2019

group therapy 

When me and my friends get drunk and smoke pot together. It's a good stress reliever and works much better than cutting yourself or talking to some shitty therapist for an hour!
Group therapy was so much fun last night! We drank a new type of wine and smoked some really good weed.