Final Mission 

The Final Mission is the day the world or the contry is taken over by a force stronger than ourselves and its every man for himself. The Apocolypse. The day the world ends is the most likely senerio. The world will go to shit and there will be looting, rapeing, murders, and pure anarchy all over the globe. With any luck this will be the rapture as told in the book of revalations in the Holy Bible where all the good holesome people wil dissapear and be whisked off to heaven while the sinners will be left to fend for themselves in a world of pain and suffering. There will likely be deamons and a whole slew of undead zombies wandering the earth at this time, something like the on the movie "Dawn of the Dead". If you are like me, you will probably be stuck here to fight off these hellish creatures with what little firepower you have stockpiled (ie. Resident Evil". Our only hope is to kill everything that moves and try to get someplace where we can live as long as possible. There have been quite a few movies and games about this topic and this author can oly speculate about their relivance to our lives.

If you havent seen them watch the movies "Dawn of the Dead" "28 Days Later" "Resident Evil" "12 Monkeys" or play the games "Resident Evil" "Doom 3"

Guy 1: "Where are all the people at in this town?
Guy 2: "I dunno, weird, its like everyone dissapeared. Wait whats that in the bushes?"
Guy 1: "It looks like a zombie or somtehing!?"
Guy 2: "HOLY SHIT IT IS! ITS THE FINAL MISSION! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Final Mission by Bussy April 15, 2006

Shawnee Mission South 

Probably the crustiest school in the Midwest. All the guys are sports obsessed and all the girls are hoes that hit on East guys so the East guys will buy them shit. Every girl there has been fingered at least once and everu guy has had their finger inside one of Souths many hoes.

Tucker went to Shawnee Mission South

Shawnee Mission South by proteinlover<3 September 13, 2017

Man on a mission 

An indian man (because of the red dots on their heads.). Can often be found in groups, known as a 'SWAT Team'. If it is an area where you are surrounded by men/women on missions, you have found yourself in 'Mission HQ'. If they're in a hurry, they are on an 'epic mission'. If they look angry, they're on a 'vengeance mission.' If you find one working at 7-11, they're 'working undercover'.

Guy 1: Shit, check out that man on a mission... looking like an epic mission. Damn he looks mad... At least he's gone though...

Guy 2: I wouldn't be so sure man, look *points around*. SWAT Team over there, man on epic mission there, man on a vengeance mission...

Guy 1: FUCK D: We're surrounded! Run for that 7-11!

Guy 2: NO MAN! They're undercover in there, you know better than that!

Guy 1: RUN FOR IT MAN!

Man on a mission by The Reverend Tholomew Plague January 3, 2010

Shawnee Mission East 

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Shawnee Mission East by jlsiejaosdf June 21, 2021

A Suicide Mission

Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.

Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!

Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!

Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to kill people, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!

A Suicide Mission by Reallybadgenius November 18, 2022

Church Mission 

Ejaculating into the key hole of a traditional, old style church.

I went on a church mission last night. It was 2am, I couldn't sleep, I was bored. So I climbed out my bedroom window and edjaculated into the keyhole of the local parish.

Church Mission by Slugzandtings August 14, 2010

run a mission 

chingquasy thug vocabulary

yo my momma not home lets run a mission to borrow my pink bettle

run a mission by Chingdatsgangggggg April 5, 2005