Dark jedi
Dark jedi by tom-walker August 22, 2006
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Polish Jedi
When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
Polish Jedi by PolishBikeride23 October 11, 2006
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interwebs jedi
interwebs jedi by rabidinfest December 16, 2007
I am a Jedi
Is a quote from the first episode of 30 Rock where Tracey Morgan is seen running down the middle of a crowded street in his underwear, holding a lightsaber in his hand. He is repeatedly yelling: "I am a Jedi!"
This phrase is a cheer that crowds yell at local rock concerts.
It originated at the Watson Town Hall in Watson, Minnesota (near Montevideo, MN)
This phrase has travelled around the country through word of mouth. We encourage you to use it at local rock concerts.
How you say "I am a Jedi!":
Usally used in songs that are in common time.
The counting goes like this:
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
------------ I am a
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
Jedi ------------
The cheer starts on 4. "I am a" are triplets, all having equal length and "Jedi" hits on 1 and is spit at the silable which hits on the + of 1.
This phrase is repeated continuously until you are hoarse and you larynx is bleeding.
This phrase is a cheer that crowds yell at local rock concerts.
It originated at the Watson Town Hall in Watson, Minnesota (near Montevideo, MN)
This phrase has travelled around the country through word of mouth. We encourage you to use it at local rock concerts.
How you say "I am a Jedi!":
Usally used in songs that are in common time.
The counting goes like this:
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
------------ I am a
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
Jedi ------------
The cheer starts on 4. "I am a" are triplets, all having equal length and "Jedi" hits on 1 and is spit at the silable which hits on the + of 1.
This phrase is repeated continuously until you are hoarse and you larynx is bleeding.
I am a Jedi by lukaseatworld June 30, 2009
Phone Jedi
Verb (usually inding in ING)
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.
I picked up my co-workers phone to find that my boss was calling her about something. He said something dumb and I didn't want to hear it, so I phone jedi-ed him until he hung up.
Phone Jedi by phone jedi September 22, 2011
Redeye Jedi
Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.
Redeye Jedi by Yo Duh August 14, 2012