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horse fire 

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!

dumpster fire 

Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.
Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.

I like watching this dumpster fire!

I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.

Hire Fire Promo Cycle 

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.
"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.