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Michelangelo moment 

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")
Michelangelo moment by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019

wifey moment 

A moment of romance or fear facing. Showing Love and encouragement ETC... that the Significant other helped with
Wifey moment- Lindsey Helped Spencer with stage fright when she encouraged him to sing at church
wifey moment by Wifey Moment August 24, 2019

Blonde moment 

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
Blonde moment by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago
E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?
Bruh Moment by DingoAteMyKids August 30, 2019

Grandma Moment 

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.
Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.
Grandma Moment by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Bruh moment

A bruh moment is what happens when you hit the bruh nae nae way too hard causing a uh oh stinky wich is also bad. Bruh moments are caused by cringe warnings, danielle cohn is a definition of a cringe warning. Watching tik tok period is a cringe warning. now if you ever see a thot, you can yell at the top of your lungs, BITCH U IS A BRUH MOMENT
uncle/ hey do you see that thicc girl over there

Me/ uncle joe, she is a bruh moment. Also your a fucking pervert im telling the police you raped me and are looking at 12 year olds.
Bruh moment by Cockfuck69 September 10, 2019