three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

three straw drain by HHM3 July 23, 2016

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Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

Pee Straw by GORBACHELLI January 17, 2017

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Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

Bent Straw in his mixed drink by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

dirty straw by 89anderson June 10, 2017